Steve: Dad, is there any way I can get out of this? Kamehl Butabi: Yes. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass? Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty. Bouncer: You're brothers? Doug: No.? Steve: YES. Bouncer: Name? Steve: Steve and Doug Butabi. Steve: I was like, "Emilio."īouncer: Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list. Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. Steve: And who do you think that guy was? Doug: Emilio Estevez. Doug: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this. should I?ĭoug: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone. Zadir: Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass? Doug: No. Steve: I can't help it man, it's hottie overload.
Steve: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Doug: Steve, slow down. (sees two hot ladies) Hey what's up? (to the ladies) Steve: You want some of this? Doug: Or a little of that?ĭoug: Why go out for burgers when you have steak at home? Steve: You're right, we should go out for lunch after this. Craig: So, still friends? Doug and Steve: You know it! Craig: I'm glad we had this talk.ĭoug: About the store? You sit around thinking about the store? You're supposed to be thinking about. Steve: Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you. And I'm sorry to come down here like this but. Craig: I just don't want you guys to cheat on yourselves. We actually had a long talk about that the other night. i mean you guys are going all the week out and it's called full extention. As a professional trainer, guys, I'm a little worried about your triceps. Craig: That's why I gotta be real with you right now. How long have we been friends? Steve: All seven years of high-school. Steve: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.Ĭraig: So hey, let me ask you something. Score! Dialogue Doug: You can take our phones and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams. Written by Steve Koren, Will Ferrell, and Chris Kattan. A Night at the Roxbury is a 1998 comedy film about two loser brothers who want to get into the best club in town, and also hope to open their own club.ĭirected by John Fortenberry.